EVER WONDER…WHY THE ELEPHANT FOR REPUBLICAN AND THE DONKEY FOR DEMOCRATS?

•March 29, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Thomas Nast | Harpers WeeklyThis symbol of the party was born in the imagination of cartoonist Thomas Nast and first appeared in Harper’s Weekly on November 7, 1874.

An 1860 issue of Railsplitter and an 1872 cartoon in Harper’s Weekly connected elephants with Republicans, but it was Nast who provided the party with its symbol.

Oddly, two unconnected events led to the birth of the Republican Elephant. James Gordon Bennett’s New York Herald raised the cry of “Caesarism” in connection with the possibility of a thirdterm try for President Ulysses S. Grant. The issue was taken up by the Democratic politicians in 1874, halfway through Grant’s second term and just before the midterm elections, and helped disaffect Republican voters.

While the illustrated journals were depicting Grant wearing a crown, the Herald involved itself in another circulation-builder in an entirely different, nonpolitical area. This was the Central Park Menagerie Scare of 1874, a delightful hoax perpetrated by the Herald. They ran a story, totally untrue, that the animals in the zoo had broken loose and were roaming the wilds of New York’s Central Park in search of prey.

Cartoonist Thomas Nast took the two examples of the Herald enterprise and put them together in a cartoon for Harper’s Weekly. He showed an ass (symbolizing the Herald) wearing a lion’s skin (the scary prospect of Caesarism) frightening away the animals in the forest (Central Park).

The caption quoted a familiar fable: “An ass having put on a lion’s skin roamed about in the forest and amused himself by frightening all the foolish animals he met within his wanderings.”

One of the foolish animals in the cartoon was an elephant, representing the Republican vote – not the party, the Republican vote – which was being frightened away from its normal ties by the phony scare of Caesarism. In a subsequent cartoon on November 21, 1874, after the election in which the Republicans did badly, Nast followed up the idea by showing the elephant in a trap, illustrating the way the Republican vote had been decoyed from its normal allegiance. Other cartoonists picked up the symbol, and the elephant soon ceased to be the vote and became the party itself: the jackass, now referred to as the donkey, made a natural transition from representing the Herald to representing the Democratic party that had frightened the elephant.

–From William Safire’s New Language of Politics, Revised edition, Collier Books, New York, 1972

Source: www.gop.com

JUST A LITTLE RANTING…

•March 5, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Below is a newletter I receive from the Illinois Family Institute — the info it contains put me over the top. Not that I was okay with what’s been going on but now I feel like what I ahve been doing is just not enough… here’s my rant… unapologetically.

Ahhhh… this just TICKS me off!!!
All of these things oppose OUR rights, yet they are pushing on every front and it won’t be until we have NO rights that and they still won’t let up.

They want to demonize Christians as wanting to take away their right, yet they want to do the same to us! And how are we taking anything from them? What rights? The right to KILL, to be IMMORAL?

No one is forcing people to pray during the moment of silence and to take away a doctors right to NOT perform an abortion, isn’t that going against their freedom of religion? Not to mention, I thought the oath doctor’s take is to help NOt hurt or MURDER! Isn’t that what the big stink about euthanasia was? Why is abortion so different?

Sorry all but I had to share this frustration. Something must be done. Pastor Nancy talked yesterday about how the bible says that the children of this world are smarter than those of light — it shouldn’t be this way. We need to begin doing whatever it is we need to in order to educate ourselves and get INVOLVED — use the system for OUR cause, for the KINGDOMS cause — as this is what they have done to advance theirs. Be as cunning as snakes yet gentle as doves.

Isn’t this TRUE religion?
James 1:27 MSG

Real religion, the kind that passes muster before God the Father, is this: Reach out to the homeless and loveless in their plight, and guard against corruption from the godless world 

 


IFI E-Alert: Do Medical Workers Have the Right to Religious Freedom?

by David E. Smith, Executive Director -Illinois Family Institute

President Barack Obama is considering an astonishing proposal that would eliminate the religious freedom and right of conscience for doctors and other medical workers in favor of the so-called “right” to abortion. (Read more at the American Family Association.)

Congress has upheld the First Amendment rights of doctors who believe that abortion is murder for more than 35 years now, thus protecting the right of medical workers to freely exercise their faith. But now, President Obama wants to use the heavy hand of government to make this preeminent American freedom subservient to the manufactured and illegitimate “right” that allows a mother to kill her unborn child. If the President rescinds the conscience rule, health care workers could lose their jobs or could have their professional licenses revoked for adhering to their deeply held religious beliefs.

Take ACTION: Send a message to the White House about this issue in less than 60 seconds: Click HERE.

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 Lisa Madigan Appeals Moment of Silence Ruling

by Laurie Higgins, Director of IFI’s DSA -Illinois Family Institute

On January 22, 2009, U.S. District Judge Robert W. Gettleman ruled that the following Illinois law is unconstitutional:

(105 ILCS 20/1)
Sec. 1. In each public school classroom the teacher in charge shall observe a brief period of silence with the participation of all the pupils therein assembled at the opening of every school day. This period shall not be conducted as a religious exercise but shall be an opportunity for silent prayer or for silent reflection on the anticipated activities of the day.

(105 ILCS 20/5)
Sec. 5. Student prayer. In order that the right of every student to the free exercise of religion is guaranteed within the public schools and that each student has the freedom to not be subject to pressure from the State either to engage in or to refrain from religious observation on public school grounds, students in the public schools may voluntarily engage in individually initiated, non disruptive prayer that, consistent with the Free Exercise and Establishment Clauses of the United States and Illinois Constitutions, is not sponsored, promoted, or endorsed in any manner by the school or any school employee.

ACLU Senior Staff Counsel Adam Schwartz made the untenable, irresponsible, and paranoid statement that this law “coerced children to pray as part of an organized activity in our public schools.”

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 IHSA: Private schools can’t pray before games?

Alliance Defense Fund

ADF attorneys inform public official that new policy prohibiting prayer over PA systems at private schools is on shaky ground.

Alliance Defense Fund attorneys urged the Illinois High School Association in a letter sent Wednesday to terminate its policy banning private schools from praying or delivering religious messages over public address systems before IHSA tournament games hosted at private schools. ADF attorneys also offered the IHSA free legal representation in the event it is sued for rescinding its new rule if it decides to do so.

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by David E. Smith, Executive Director -Illinois Family Institute

Homosexual Activists File Suit to Overturn DOMA 

Earlier this week, over a dozen homosexual partners with Massachusetts marriage licenses filed a federal lawsuit to overturn portions of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA). While DOMA was signed in 1996 by President Bill Clinton and overwhelmingly supported by the Congress, President Barack Obama, has pledged to work for its repeal. Yet Obama’s Attorney General, Eric Holder, will be the one called upon to defend DOMA. This lawsuit also has the support of Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) and Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley.

The group of homosexual activists claim that the law discriminates against homosexual partners and is unconstitutional because it denies them access to federal benefits that other married couples receive. The lawsuit was filed in the Federal District Court of Massachusetts in Boston by Gay & Lesbians Advocates and Defenders (GLAD), the same group that brought about the successful Goodridge case that forced homosexual marriage on Massachusetts.

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TITO THE (PARTY) BUILDER | GOP GOES SHOPPING FOR MINORITY VOTERS

•March 4, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Tito the (Party) Builder
The GOP goes shopping for minority voters.

by Mary Katharine Ham
Volume 014, Issue 24

There is a political missionary in the grocery stores of Prince William County, Virginia, waiting to proselytize while shoppers are sorting through out-of-season avocados.

“Hello, I’m Tito, and I’m a Republican,” he announces, noticeably without the solemn tone of an Alcoholics Anonymous introduction. But Tito’s simple declaration, delivered in the Colombia native’s heavily accented English, is enough to make some fellow Latinos think he might need a 12-step program.

Tito Munoz, a naturalized American citizen who owns a construction business in Northern Virginia, gained prominence in the waning days of John McCain’s 2008 campaign as the second–and arguably more charismatic–coming of “Joe the Plumber.”

He was overheard facing off with reporters at an October rally about their treatment of Joe Wurzelbacher. “I am Joe the Plumber!” Munoz said, crystallizing the McCain-Palin message and securing his spot in the campaign firmament as “Tito the Builder.” He later appeared on Fox’s Hannity and Colmes in his trademark shades, which he wore “to intimidate Colmes,” he said.

Today, Munoz is trying his hand at another job that might require a hard hat–reaching minorities for the Republican party. That tough mission got even tougher in Prince William County, an outer suburb of Washington, D.C., when a 2007 debate over stricter immigration enforcement pushed by Republicans became a microcosm of the fiery national discussion.

A local website run by pro-enforcement activists was notorious for calling illegal immigrants “parasites” and “invaders.” Its opposite number, a group called Mexicans Without Borders, pushed for “conquista” at rallies. The 12-hour-long public meetings/shouting matches are a memory, but divisions remain, and local Republicans, led by Munoz, are determined to make inroads during this lull in the debate.

“We have a terrible brand right now among…Latin American communities,” says Milt Johns, a Republican member of the Prince William County school board, speaking to a group of about 40 who gathered at Munoz’s house for a Saturday meeting.

Munoz, who was not involved in the Prince William debate, doesn’t think pro-enforcement activists were driven by xenophobia, as opponents claimed, but the political reality is that a few activists’ words damaged the perception of the entire party. “You know that the bad news [is what] travels fast,” Munoz said. “Those things hit the [immigrant] community quick.”

His efforts are not about solving the national immigration problem, Munoz says, which is a federal responsibility, but about repairing ties and forging new ones with communities that are quickly becoming necessary to win elections in Northern Virginia. “I’m committed to do whatever it takes to be inclusive,” Munoz said, though he doesn’t think that means a capitulation on immigration enforcement. He favors a “high wall with a wide gate” approach, which would allow more immigrants to come and go legally.

He has an unlikely ideological ally in Corey Stewart, the county board’s staunch pro-enforcement chairman, who said in a phone interview he doesn’t think Republicans have to abandon a principled pro-enforcement stance to attract Latino voters. “You don’t just give in and say, ‘we’ll turn a blind eye to illegal immigration’ just like the Democrats do,” Stewart said. “You meet and sit down with them and make them realize that this is not a personal thing against Hispanics.” A representative from Stewart’s office attended the meeting at Munoz’s house.

The crowd in Munoz’s living room, munching on homemade guacamole and tacos, has its share of white male Republican archetypes, but it also boasts young immigrants like Clio Long, a native of Milan who became a citizen last May. There is Rafael Lopez, a 30-year-old running for delegate to the state assembly. Lopez’s sister Lenny, a graduate student at George Mason University, and 19-year-old Joseph Taylor want to reach young people they feel the Republican party has written off.

Munoz warns that the work of outreach will not always be comfortable, but that people in other countries risk far more to speak their minds. As a teenager in Colombia, he worked briefly in the peasant movement of the 1970s, until members of his family were attacked and killed for their involvement. He came to America on a student visa and later got political refugee status before becoming a citizen. “Here, it’s easy,” he says. “You can talk about what you believe and you can participate in politics and they don’t kill you. Here, it’s a piece of cake.”

The outreach group is still in its nascent stages, but Munoz is convinced personal contact is the way to go. He is advising the leaders of three other groups in Ohio, Texas, and Florida, all of which are holding similar meetings. He volunteers to accompany anyone who needs a translator to local church services and soccer games and takes candidates to events where they can meet minority voters. He tutors legal residents who want to become citizens.

“I’m mentoring them on what America’s about,” he said, with a special emphasis on Thomas Jefferson. “For me, he’s the man.” There’s evidence in the small Republican freshman class of the 111th Congress that Munoz’s approach can be effective. In a year of dim Republican prospects, two newcomers took their spots in the House thanks partly to their success with minority voters–Aaron Schock of Illinois and Anh “Joseph” Cao of Louisiana.

Schock, at 27 the youngest member of the House, started his political career on his local school board before defeating a four-term Democratic incumbent for a state legislative seat in a district that is 24 percent African American. “Time and time again I visited black churches … and time and time again I heard, ‘We’ve never had a Republican candidate even come here and show us the respect of asking for our vote,’” Schock said. “No party can be a ruling majority if they arbitrarily rule out certain demographics of our population.”

The shift wasn’t quick, but Schock’s support in the black community went from 4 percent during his first run for the legislature to 39 percent in his reelection campaign two years later.

Cao, who came to America as a refugee from Vietnam at age 8, took advantage of the scandal surrounding incumbent William Jefferson, who had been indicted on multiple felony counts. Despite a Democratic registration advantage and a 62 percent black population, he upset Jefferson, 50-47, becoming the nation’s first Vietnamese-American representative, and the only congressional Republican representing a predominantly black district. The key for Cao, said his campaign manager Ruth Sherlock, was a personal touch that transcended party prejudices.

“True conservatives understand that conservatism transcends all culture,” says Artemio Muniz, a 27-year-old starting his own outreach group in Houston, Texas. Muniz and Sherlock say they’re encouraged by the election of Michael Steele, the African-American former lieutenant governor of Maryland, as chairman of the Republican National Committee. The RNC, still in flux, has not yet proposed specific plans for outreach to minority voters, but Steele’s acceptance speech hinted at his approach.

“We’re going to bring this party to every corner, every boardroom, every neighborhood, every community, and we’re going to say to friend and foe alike, we want you to be a part of us,” Steele said in his speech.

“It’s almost like [Steele's election] legitimizes our mission,” Muniz says. “Now we know that the GOP is serious about outreach and about going after everybody.”

Muniz’s parents came from Mexico illegally but got amnesty in 1986. His father worked two jobs to get them off welfare, while Muniz turned to political philosophy to avoid the pitfalls of life in his rough neighborhood. “While everyone was joining gangs and stuff, I just read,” he says, ticking off works by the Founding Fathers, Tocqueville, and Burke. “It’s like a weird anomaly. I’m this guy in the ‘hood and I just read books all the time.”

His activism is fueled by a belief that many Hispanic voters are naturally conservative who come to America precisely because they were unsatisfied with the left-leaning governments and socialist experiments of their home countries. “These are people who have a bad taste in their mouth from failed governments,” he says.

The specter of socialism is also in the air at Tito Munoz’s house. “I’m not even into politics. I’d much rather just do my job or go dancing, which I love,” says Long, the newly minted American citizen from Italy and a neuropsychologist. “But I really felt compelled. I lived in Europe. I’ve seen how Europe has been destroyed by socialism.” As if on cue, Munoz reveals to the crowd that the pink pony piñata hanging over his kitchen is not a remnant of a child’s birthday party, but the finale of the evening. “It’s a socialist donkey,” Munoz says with a smile, pronouncing “socialist” with the same syllabic intensity Arnold Schwarzenegger gives the word “California.” “I’ve got you in my sights now, socialist donkey!”

He brandishes a stick at the piñata for a picture before handing the work off to the kids in the room. When it bursts, a pile of Monopoly money and candy falls to the floor. “Oh no, the socialist donkey has bailed out all over the floor,” Munoz shouts as the room laughs along. “It doesn’t matter where the money goes. It just goes everywhere!”

Munoz, Muniz, and Long all radiate an infectious excitement that bodes well for their efforts. It remains to be seen whether, under new RNC leadership, their charm is the only currency they’ll be working with.

But no matter what happens, Tito will be building in Virginia. “For those who think that Tito is gonna be quiet, they’re wrong,” Munoz said. “It’s up to us to reach out to whoever we can grab. Whoever we can change, and grow this party, make it big.” One grocery store aisle at a time.

Mary Katharine Ham is a staff writer at THE WEEKLY STANDARD.

IF I WERE AN AGING WHITE PERSON

•March 4, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Anderson Cooper 360: Blog

Dave Schechter
CNN Senior National Editor

http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/03/03/%e2%80%9cif-i-were-an-aging-white-person%e2%80%9d/

“If I were an aging white person,” Ron Crouch begins provocatively, “I’d want to find some young black and Hispanic families and ask them how they’re doing because those young Hispanics and blacks will be taking my butt down the road” as they become the taxpayers and leaders of an increasingly multi-cultural America.

Age 62, Crouch is an aging white person and the road he’s talking about is his future and that of the 78 million baby boomers.

Crouch, director of the Kentucky State Data Center at the University of Louisville, travels the country speaking on trends in the American population. He fires machine-gun like bursts of population data as he talks about the years ahead. “The middle-aging, not the aging, of our population is now taking place. The aging of our population is a decade or more off,” says Crouch, explaining how elderly living longer, more than birth rates, will fuel growth in years ago come.
The white population is aging and will decline as a percentage of the population. Projections are that by 2023 there will be no racial majority among those 18-years-old and younger and that by 2042 there will be no racial majority in the country. The Latino population is increasing significantly (much faster than African-Americans), with a large percentage of young. At 15 percent, Latinos today are the largest minority group. By 2040, one of every four Americans likely will have Latino roots on their family tree.

Estimates vary, but over time more workers will leave the workforce than there will be new workers to replace them. That means fewer workers paying fewer taxes to support everything from public services to Social Security.“We need those young Hispanic workers down the road to take care of an older white population,” Crouch says.

“It’s in the self-interest of the older generation to have immigrants here,” Dowell Myers, an urban planning and demography professor at the University of Southern California, told the Los Angeles Times last year. “Even if you don’t like it, you have to ask the question: Who’s going to fill your jobs, buy your homes and pay the taxes for old-age support programs?” Myers said then.

Now, Myers writes, boomers forced by the slumping economy to work extra years “will soften the blow of the anticipated baby boomer retirements, had they all abandoned the labor force on schedule. It also buys us a little more time to get the next generation ready to buy the boomers’ homes. It is not so much newly-arrived immigrants who we will count on for help as it is the children of immigrants who are here today.”

Marta Tienda, a professor of both demographics and of sociology/public affairs at Princeton University, agrees that “the youthful Hispanic population represents a potential demographic dividend not available to other industrialized countries that are experiencing population decline,” but cautions, “Thus, immigrant labor can help to support the costs of an aging population, but their potential contributions depend on earnings capacity, which in turn depends on educational investments.”

Despite gains in the past 20 years, Latinos continue to lag behind whites in math and reading and trail in the rates at which they attend college.

Luis Lopez knows the struggle. He entered the U.S. illegally at age 15 with his family (later becoming citizens in an amnesty program). Teachers at Benjamin Franklin High School in Highland Park, Calif., saw promise and propelled him further. Lopez graduated from college and worked a series of jobs in the Los Angeles public schools. Four years ago, he came home to Ben Franklin, whose 2,700 students are 91 percent Latino. As principal he has guided the school to improved academic performance.

Lopez agrees with Crouch. “A white person should find out how these young, Hispanic kids are thinking but not so that he/she can react or defend him/herself from them. They need to know about these kids because one way or the other they will grow up to be part of our country, culture, and every day life. It is imperative that not only do we know what they are thinking but that their thinking is guided, and supported so that they are not only full members but positively contributing members of our country,” he says.

FORMER SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NEWT GINGRICH ADDRESSES THE GOP TECH SUMMIT

•February 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Newt Gingrich stopped by the GOP tech summit to address the crowd and talk about the need for Republicans to get back to our conservative principles as well as use new technology.

To view a snap-shot of the documentary about Reagan mentioned at the summit, click here:

DOCUMENTARY WEBSITE:

http://www.rendezvouswithdestiny.com

FORMER SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NEWT GINGRICH ADDRESSES THE GOP TECH SUMMIT

•February 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Newt Gingrich stopped by the GOP tech summit to address the crowd and talk about the need for Republicans to get back to our conservative principles as well as use new technology.

Bold FontTo view a snap-shot of the documentary about Reagan mentioned at the summit, click here:

Bold FontDOCUMENTARY WEBSITE:

http://www.rendezvouswithdestiny.com

CALLING ALL ILLINOIS SMART GIRLS AND GUYS!!

•February 19, 2009 • Leave a Comment

sgp_il

CALLING ALL ILLINOIS SMART GIRLS AND GUYS!!

I have been given the opportunity to be the Illinois State Chair for Midwest SGP. I will be assisting our fearless Midwest leader, Michelle Moore, by keeping her abreast of qualified conservative candidates running for election.

 

You have to prepare for a storm before it hits, not while in the midst of it – thus the part we play now is integral to our future success. The 2010 election cycle is approaching just as rapidly as our President signed a pork-filled stimulus package and his elected officials are resigning just as quickly as they’ve accepted positions.

 

Illinois has been getting whipsawed since President Obama was elected into office – from Blagojevich to Burris and according to the LA Times, “[The] Senate [is] not likely to oust Sen. Roland Burris anytime soon. The new senator from Illinois arrived under a cloud that has only grown – but the Senate rarely expels its own…” 

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/politics/scotus/la-na-ethics19-2009feb19,0,1439579.story

 

HOW YOU CAN TAKE ACTION: Your assistance is needed in this effort to gather data and research information about important state and local elections as I cannot do it all by myself. If you are interested please feel free to contact me.

 

How do you eat and elephant? One bite at a time… or in this case-a donkey! We begin our bites at the local and state levels. There are no small players in this. Let’s remember why we joined the group and the mission of SGP.

 

1. To strengthen support for those political candidates demonstrating a keen and unapologetic commitment to our conservative principles and values.

2. To support individual and collective efforts that improves our local, state and national conservative communities.

3. To debate and develop clear positions that encourages conservative activism and consumerism in order to counter the negative or injudicious activity of popular culture via the mainstream media.

4. To strengthen our community economic development in ways that reflects fiscal conservatism and responsible capitalism.

5. To empower women every where to stand against the nefarious “ism’s” plaguing the world.

6. To celebrate our differences, challenge our paradigms through accountable and responsible thoughts and actions.

 

YES WE CAN!

ATTENTION SMART GIRLS AND GUYS!

•January 29, 2009 • Leave a Comment

As many of you are probably aware the Democrats have an online petition condemning Rush Limbaugh for comments he has made regarding his opposition to the Obama administration’s economic policy. Rush made very clear that he wanted the policy to fail. We have prepared a Counter Petition in support of Rush Limbaugh’s right to free speech. This petition is about supporting Freedom of Speech, regardless of how you feel about Rush Limbaugh. The Democrats are asserting their freedom by posting a petition and we are asserting our freedom in response. We must speak out because our Freedom is always worth defending. Please sign the petition and please tweet link to your follower list as well as posting on your blog site. Thank You.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/smartgirlpolitics/

Window Broken, Radio Gone

•January 26, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Say what?! I couldn’t believe my eyes when I got to my car after work. My passenger side front window was broken, glass everywhere and radio GONE! What is the problem with people? Seriously!!

SmartLUPGirl goes political…

•January 26, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Or at least tries to…

I’m new to blogging and especially blogging about political, social, economic issues… so bare with me.

I don’t proclaim to be a pundit but maybe someday… I have conservative values and beliefs. I am a Christian Republican Conservatives  who believes that Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins once so that we may be saved from the wrath to come, life begins at conception, immigration reform is not an option, “Liberal Republican” is an oxymoron wherein you might as well call yourself a Democrat, hard work and dedication are essential to success and a slack hand makes one poor… I can go on but I will stop here. If you have questions, comments, suggestions… I’m all ears-er, or should I say “eyes”. All Rights Reserved.

And now for one of my favorite political bedtime stories…

The Ant and the Grasshopper…

TRADITIONAL VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION :
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green.’
Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house where the news stations film the group singing, ‘We shall overcome’. Jesse
then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper’s sake.
Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, John Kerry & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer! The ant is fined for
failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by
the government.
Hillary Clinton gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.
The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which just
happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around him because he doesn’t
maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be very careful how you vote!

 
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